Where do I begin...

Hello readers,

This is the first blog that I have written, and hopefully the first of many. My name will remain unknown to you (that is, if I can prevent myself from accidently using it), and from now on I will refer to myself as Kelly Parker. Aside from the name changes in this blog, everything else will remain real facts of my real life.

Why have I start blogging? Allow me to answer that question with another question:
Has anyone seen Seinfeld?
The relevance to that is that my life is comparable to that of a Seinfeld episode. Everything is funny; the odds are never on my side, small things turn into large things and at the end of the day, and everything interconnect.

First off, allow me to give you the background information on my life. I am 18 years of age, and currently attending University in my home town. I live in Canada. I live with my parents, and my sister (my other sister being out of town at her university), and also the Spanish exchange student who currently is living at her house. We can call her Laura. Laura has yet to say a word to me in two months.

I have a boyfriend... well, if you call him that. We are awkwardly seeing each other and I'm not sure we have figured out how to bump it up to the boyfriend and girlfriend level. We can call him David. Awkward. My entire life is filled with the most palpable awkward moments.

I have not one, but two jobs. Financially, I'm fine. So why do I have two jobs, while trying to balance my confusing first year of university? Because I'm a pushover who has a problem with quitting jobs. This quality will overflow onto different situations, as you will see if you keep in touch with this blog. I have one job in retail, and another in serving. Both of which I am terrible at.

I'm a hopeless romantic, been in hundreds of wrong relationships.
I can’t wear white without staining it.
I have a gym membership, but i never go.
I over think too much.
Impulse purchases in cash-lines are my #1 weakness.

I truly hope that I will enjoy my time here on the World Wide Web.
Stay tuned,
Kelli